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Since its inception, Ben Van Iten has dreamed of becoming a part of the CultureBlues.com staff. He has also dreamed of giant muskrats, so let's not read too much into this. His story is one of inspiration, hope, and convenience (he knew one of the editors). Ben resides in Madison WI where, despite the state of the economy, he still bitches endlessly about his cushy job and bullshit problems. His biggest strength as a writer is fake bios, so he'll probably just try to coast on that for a while. Van Iten is currently being pursued by poachers, who hunt him for his awesome beard.
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Posts by Ben Van Iten:
- The Pro Bowl Sucks, Let’s Improve It!(3)
- Nerd Alert: Batman Villain Casting(2)
- The Golden Globes: A Gambler’s Guide(3)
- The Warp Whistle: January(2)
- The Warp Whistle: December(2)
- Two Shows Enter: Drunken Debauchery Edition(2)
- The Rant: Campaign Ads(3)
- The Warp Whistle: October(7)
- Greatest Pro Wrestling Theme Songs: 10-1(7)
- Greatest Pro Wrestling Theme Songs: 20-11(16)