Book News: Palin At It Again
This is her "writer" face.
Former Alaska governor and current psycho and Glenn Beck concubine Sarah Palin has inked a deal to write a new book about values – mostly the religious kind, the all American kind.
The new book will be published by HarperCollins, which is a subsidiary of Australian super villain Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. As you probably already know, Palin is currently a TV analyst for the indoctrination arm of Murdoch’s New World Order, Fox News.
The publisher released a statement proclaiming that “Palin will reflect on the key values--both national and spiritual--that have been such a profound part of her life and which continue to inform her vision of the future.” Her “vision of the future,” huh? How many values do you need to tell you that the big ghost in the sky is going to fire up the rapture as soon as those gays start getting married?
And when did Palin learn so much about these national values? She’s from Alaska. You can like, totally see Russia from that shit. It’s in Canada. Arnold Schwarzenegger would be better suited to speak on American values, and he can barely speak English. At least he lives in the continental (read: real) Unites States.
Culture Blues editor Jeff Hart has already agreed to read Palin’s new book, as a follow up to his feature on her instant classic, Going Rogue.
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And now comes the news that Palin and reality guru/ultimate survivor Mark Burnett are shopping a reality show to the networks about Alaska to feature the Palins... all of them. Your link becomes even more ominous, Ben.
This is all kind of surprising to me because Sarah Palin hates "the media." They are dishonest and sexist. They made a circus out of her family. They've curbed her 1st amendment rights (she actually said this) and they produce Family Guy, which recently used a Palin/Down Syndrome not-joke to court controversy. A matter in which Palin was happy to oblige them as she got all righteous real fast. Is there nothing this woman won't go back on? I mean, what's next, talking to black people?