Culture Blues Liveblogs the 82nd Annual Academy Awards
It's the most important night in Hollywood. That means it's the most important night anywhere.
Oh, hello. You've made it up the red carpet, beyond the flash bulbs and velvet ropes, and have arrived at Culture Blues' exclusive LIVE coverage of the Academy Awards. Settle in. Have a glass of our special Hometree wine. Do you like quiche? Shaped like Jeff Bridges' head? Have some, please.
Your hosts for the evening are editors Jeff Hart and Jeremiah White (the Alec Baldwin and Ellen DeGeneres of Culture Blues, respectively). They're joined by pretentious film snob and Sandra Bullock lover Bill Magee, arbiter of all things ballin' Jason Arican, and raging alcoholic Ben Van Iten. Tune in for more informed commentary (we've seen, like, most of these movies) than your fragile brain can handle, and stay for an excessive peppering of cynicism and snark.
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Well, I'm spent.
Hattie McDaniel did give a speech, but she was made to sit by herself at banquet table by the kitchen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3hpmgn7Q30 (have some tissues nearby)
I really felt like I was there with all of you. Thanks guys!
And remember what you learned about cervical cancer.
Thanks for coming, Liz! You have effectively taken our female readership infinitely higher (from zero to 1).
Yes. Yes. YES. The story behind the crazy lady that "pulled a Kanye": http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/2010/03/07/music_by_prudence_burkett
"His mother took her cane and blocked me..."
Aaah, she's so obviously insane!
Whoever made the point about Miley's poor posture was apparently onto something, because that was on the front page of Yahoo when I woke up this morning.